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Title: A New Saiya-jin MSTed
Author: Kojiro
(http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=19476)
MSTer’s note: If you have been following my MSTings, yay you!
Also, I like this fic. It’s by Dariana Night, the first person to give me a
fic. Yay you!
(I’m getting free with the Yays, huh?) It got a few,
undeserved, bad reviews which I don’t support in the least. Yet here I mock this
fic. Hmm. All I want to say is that I enjoyed reading this, so I suggest seeking
it out in its purest form.
This is where I get all weird and SI on you. But
not so it’s incredibly noticeable. Just… fairly noticeable. J Plus, like any SI
author, I’m not much like the character. Except the hair.
That’s about it, so
here we go MSTing.
Oh, wait. More. Please send me fic to MSTie! I’ll take
mostly anything, Dragonball, Pokémon, Sailor Moon, and especially Buffy or
Angel. Address, as it was the last time, and the time before, is
blue@team-rocket.net
The screen flickered into
life, with its usual burst of blue sparks. "Evening, Scott." smiled Giovanni.
His fairly nice greeting was met with silence, only fair, really. It wasn’t as
if Scott had to be civil. He, and several others, were being kept in the
satellite to read crappy transcripts and fanfic. Not the best of lives, really.
What stung even more was that he was picked at random, he hadn’t even done
anything wrong. He ran his fingers through his spiky hair, and shot Gio a nasty
look.
Giovanni ignored the poisonous glare. "After the fairly long venture
into transcripts, I’ve secured you a fanfic. An anime one, no less. Pick your
victims, and enjoy, the fic starts in ten minutes"
Scott sighed, and turned
off the screen.
Elsewhere, in the kitchen, another resident of the satellite
was supposed to be making dinner. So he was making a phonecall to the nearest
Domino’s, which, considering they were orbiting earth, wasn’t that near.
"The advert said `Anywhere, at any time!`" Dec was yelling at the woman on
the phone. "No… don’t blame me, blame the advertising company! Listen, lady… oh,
you will? Ooo, good. Yup. Satellite of Love. Yes, `of Love`." He paused for a
moment, and raised an eyebrow. "Uh huh… you know, they named it after
me…"
"No they didn’t." chipped in Ant, loudly. "It’s second hand, off some
mad lady with a monkey and a pale guy."
"Shut up, Antony… yes, I’m still
here. Five seconds flat, you say? Well, that’s handy…"
A crash from the front
room told him that somebody had arrived via Giovanni. Anybody who arrives
through him ends up crashing into the sofa, but not this time, oh no. In
foresight, Jessie and James had moved the sofa slightly to the left, knowing how
fond Gio was of suddenly sending people in, and forgetting how to remove them.
Unfortunately, Scott was standing right where the sofa used to be, and was
rewarded with a faceful of pizza deliverer. Both Scott and the luckless Domino’s
employee fell to the floor in a mess of blue and black hair, drawing an
impressive crowd of onlookers. Well, impressive, meaning the whole rest of the
crew, about eight people, including Pikachu and Meowth. Scott and the newcomer
were carefully untangled from each other.
The person stood up shakily.
"Pizza’s here…" she mumbled, and fell in a heap on the floor near James’s
boots.
Several minutes, a cup of cocoa and a lot of explaining later, the
girl, who introduced herself as Aoi, was hunched on the remains of the sofa,
yelling at Giovanni on the video screen. Meowth and James had stolen most of
Dec’s pizza.
"What the hell do you mean, you can’t send me back? You sent me
here, didn’t you?" she snarled.
"I mean that it is impossible. I don’t recall
which button I use to send you back. So, like the others, you’re stuck here.
Hope you like fanfic." he replied calmly, scratching his Persian under its chin.
Aoi sniffed, mumbling something along the lines of `…dozy git…` , and took
another sip of the cocoa, as she flicked her hair over her shoulders. Scott
stared at her. She was… odd to look at, and interesting to listen to, with a
British accent. Her hair was black, with streaks of blue, much like his, but
hers reached down to her shoulders. She was wearing a Ranma 1/2 shirt, too, with
black jeans and heavy boots. Interesting. Perhaps something good could come out
of this whole episode after all.
Aoi was busy yelling at Declan for ordering
a pizza in the first place. After asking him repeatedly what the hell he thought
he was doing, and blaming him a few times, she was interrupted by Giovanni.
"Since we have a new crew member, and since she seems to know something
about anime, judging by the shirt, I think she should accompany three of you
into the theatre. Your Dragonball Z fanfic awaits. Now."
"Don’t look at me."
sniffed Jessie. "I was in there last time. Plus, I’ve never seen that
programme."
"Stuff it. Never seen those weird Japanese cartoons." said
Spike.
Scott’s hand shot in the air. "I’ve seen it! I’ll go!" he said, a
little too eagerly.
Aoi looked around. "’Fess up. Who else has seen it?" Cat
pointed at Declan.
"He has! Caught him watching it before."
"Tell tale.
I’m only going if he does." sulked Dec, pointing at Ant.
"Eh? I’ve only seen
it once! And it was weird."
"As long as it’s not me." grinned Spike, pushing
Ant towards the cinema. "Off you go now, chop chop." Spike had been a lot more
cheery since the powers that be had stopped picking on him and turned their
attention to Scott.
Scott headed towards the door, conscious of Aoi staring
at the back of his shirt. She ran a little to catch up with him. "Nice hair. And
the shirt, I love NOFX." she smiled, before continuing her walk. Scott stopped,
blushed, and walked a little quicker, followed by Ant and Dec, who were having a
minor argument.
***All enter the theatre, Scott first looking at Aoi,
who’s trailing him giving Dec dirty looks. She’s followed by Dec, then
Ant.***
ANT: Never seen Dragonball Z properly.
DEC: Too bad, you’d like
it. Random blowing up of things, long fights, the odd pretty lass…
AOI: I saw
a few sagas. Came into halfway through a fight between Vegeta and these dancing
guys…
DEC: The Ginyu Force! *poses like Captain Ginyu did*
SCOTT: Um,
yeah. I never watched it, much. Did like Ranma ½, though. And Lum, Lum is…
nice…
AOI: Ranma rocks. What are we meant to do?
SCOTT: Just read… and
mock.
AOI: Ah, mock. Mocking I can do.
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ANT: The story you are about to read is
fictional. Any resemblance to actual people.. yadda yadda bullshit.
SCOTT:
Short temper today?
ANT: Uh huh. Space’ll do that to you.
Title: A New
Saiya-Jin - chapter 1
DEC: (wary) One of how many?
Author: Dariana
Night
AOI: (sings) Night fever, night fever-ah-hah…
A New
Saiya-jin
SCOTT: Try New Saiya-Jin! Gets your whites whiter than white!
Cleaner even than old Saiya-jin!
ANT: (to Dec) What’s a Saiya-jin?
AOI:
Monkey guy with tail. Goes blond when angry.
ANT: Oh.
( NOTE:PG-13!
Alternate universe. Trunks is 8,Goten is 7 and Gohan is 18(I changed it to fit
the story and he never started dating Videl),
SCOTT: Gore Videl?
ANT:
And I’m instantly lost.
DEC: (sniffs) Novices.
figure the rest of the
ages from there,Dariana is 18. Major OOCness. Lime warning and
language)
SCOTT: Lime warning! Lime warning!
DEC: What’s
that?
SCOTT: Not quite a yellow warning, not quite a green warning.
AOI:
Watch out for… language!
DEC: And for the major Oocness.
SCOTT: Ooc? There
are apes in this?
AOI: It could be a misprint. Mayor Ooc, of Planet
Namek!
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Characters. This story is
purely for entertainment, not profit.
ANT: (as Author) Yeah, right.
Suckers. I’m sooo gonna market this…
The character Dariana is mine as is
the Energy Whip move she uses.
SCOTT: Whip it!
DEC: (as Chandler Bing)
Wooopa!
ANT: (as Joey) That’s not the whipped noise. It’s
Who-chh!
Chapter 1
Out in space, a Saiya-jin space pod flies
toward a blue and green planet. A computerized voice calls out "Princess wake up
we are preparing to land."
AOI: Without a single comma.
The
princess does not wake up at this, so the computer system releases a stronge
smelling gas to wake her up.
SCOTT: And we all know how bad stronge
smells.
The Princess' eyes flutter open.She scowls and replies " stupid
computer."She sits up straight and notices the planet ahead and asks the
computer " is that where Kakarroto and my brother are?""Yes princess.I am also
picking up signals from three other Saiya-jins on the planet" the computer
replies. "Three!? she says
DEC: Three! Three! Three Saiya-jins for the
price of one!
" I knew that there were more somewhere.The great Saiya-jin
race is not extinct!"
Meanwhile on Earth, "Trunks,Vegeta! Lunch is ready!"
ANT: Trunks?
DEC: Yup.
SCOTT: (smirking) Trunks.
DEC: Uh huh.
That’s what he’s called.
AOI: Trunks, then?
DEC: (irritated)
Yes.
ANT/SCOTT/AOI: (giggle)
a shrill voice rang out. Bulma was
standing in the doorway to the kitchen. Vegeta landed lightly in front of her,
Trunks in his arms.
ANT: (giggle) Trunks! Hehe!
He sat Trunks down
and gave Bulma a kiss. Then, he walked inside and sat at the table. Bulma began
serving their lunch. As usual, Vegeta and Trunks ate a whole truck load. Bulma
always wondered about that
SCOTT: (as Bulma) Where the hell did these
truck of food come from, anyway? And why do they say `City Sewage Plant` on the
side?
AOI: Hehee.
DEC: Eurgh!
'It must be something about
Saiya-jins she thought to herself. When they had finished Trunks asked "Mama,
can I go and play at Goten's please?" "Alright but be back at 5:00 okay." "Okay
thank you"
AOI: Did he just have a conversation with himself?
DEC:
(as Mr Garrison of South Park fame) Probably talking to Mr Hat, his puppet.
Ain’t that right, Mr Hat?
he answered, kissed Vegeta and Bulma then took
off.
ANT: (as Trunks) Trunks requesting permission to take off…
DEC:
Roger that, Trunks, you are go.
SCOTT: (imitates Plane noises)
"Why
does he like Kakarroto's Brat so much?" Vegeta asked. "I wish you wouldn't call
him a brat Vegeta" Bulma replied a tinge of anger in her voice.
ANT: He
didn’t call him a brat Vegeta, he called him a Brat! Oooh, my head
hurts!
AOI: There are no commas in this author’s world. Deal with it.
DEC:
Brat, with a capital B!
AOI: `Brat`: a registered trademark.
When
Trunks got to Goku's house he saw Chi-Chi out in the yard working on her
garden."Hello Chi-Chi" he said. Chi-Chi looked up from her plants "oh hello
Trunks, Goten is inside.You can go on in" she said. Trunks went inside, Goten
was playing a video game with his father,
DEC: He was playing `Happy
Snuggle Bears Save the Day Again!` Only on Dreamcast.
ANT: Goten has a
Dreamcast? No fair! I want one of those!
Goku.Trunks walked over and sat
down beside Goku on the floor. "Hello Trunks" he said without taking his eyes
off the screen. "Hi" Trunks replied. After a while the words 'GAME OVER'
appeared on the screen."Ha I beat you dad na na na na na na!"
SCOTT: He’s
so mature for his age.
DEC: Poor Snuggle Bears got a right kicking.
ANT:
Snuggle Bears? It’d be hard not to kick ‘em.
AOI: I worry for your
sanity.
Goten yelled sticking out his tongue."Okay you beat me" Goku said
laughing.He turned to Trunks "how are your parents doing?" "Great""Good I'm
gonna go outside and see what Chi-Chi is doing."
SCOTT: (as Goku) Looking
at plants is what Chi-Chi is doing yes? No, I don’t know?
AOI: *shakes her
head* Confusion…
Trunks and Goten sat down beside each other and began to
play the game.After Trunks beat Goten eight times out of ten, they heard a large
crash outside.They ran out to where Goku and Chi-Chi were."What is it Goku?"
Chi-Chi asked."I don't know but, I'm getting a very stronge Ki reading from it"
Goku replied "I'm gonna check it out." "We're coming too" replied Goten.
"Alright but, be careful" Goku said.
AOI: (as Goku) Be careful, you know
mommy throws her empty beer bottles and used needles back there!
SCOTT: That
was oddly dark.
AOI: *shrugs*
Back at the Capsule Corporation, Vegeta
and Bulma also sensed the power and decided to check it out. Vegeta picked up
Bulma and took off.They arrived next to a large crater shortly after Goku,
Goten, and Trunks. Trunks ran over to his parents. "What is it?" he
asked.
DEC: (as Vegeta) False alarm. Just somebody’s hair curling
iron.
"It's a Saiya-jin pod" Vegeta answered. "What!?" Bulma said. Gohan
landed between Goku and Vegeta."What is that thing?" he asked. "A Saiya-jin pod"
Vegeta said
ANT: (as Vegeta) How many times? It’s a Saiya-jin pod!
(aside) Wassa Saiya-jin pod?
" I thought we were the last ones."
The
door to the pod opened up and a young girl stepped out.She was about eighteen
years old.She had black hair, cut to shoulder length. She had on black,leather
pants, black,leather boots that came up to her knees, a black tee-shirt that
showed her stomach,
SCOTT: So that was black leather hair, and shoulder
length boots? Wha?
AOI: Read that bit again.
SCOTT: Ohh…
and the
traditional Saiya-jin armor.But, this armor had a blood red design done over the
left chest plate, a sign of Saiya-jin royalty.
DEC: Or a sign of somebody
getting too happy with the spray can.
ANT: It reads `El Barto Was
Here`.
Vegeta stared at her a minute then said "Dariana is that you?"
"Vegeta! I missed you!"she smirked and ran up and hugged Vegeta. He was a little
reluctant but eventually put his arms around her and gave her a squeeze.They
pulled back. Vegeta saw Bulma standing there, her hands on her hips, and
slightly cringed.
DEC: She cringed her hips?
AOI: Boy, that sounds
painful.
"Who is this?" she demanded. "My little sister, Princess Dariana
from Vejita-sei" he replied."What your s-sister?" Vegeta nodded.
SCOTT:
So, Vegeta said it was his sister, than asked if it was his sister?
ANT:
Yeah, that’s right.
DEC: Ah, but does she have Vegeta’s funky hair? And those
veins that always pop out of his forehead?
Vegeta turned back to Dariana
ANT: Am I the only one imagining her as a spacey version of Daria? With
a tail?
AOI: Nope.
" what are you doing here?" "I knew Kakarroto was
here on Earth and my computer said there was you and three other Saiya-jins on
this planet." "Well you found us" he pointed to Trunks "there's one Saiya-jin.My
son Trunks." He pointed to Goku, Gohan and Goten in turn."And there's Kakarroto
and his brats Gohan and Goten." "Kakarroto's b-brats" she said heartbroken. She
turned her head to look at the ground. Goku looked confused. Vegeta whispered in
his ear " back on Vejita-sei she had a little crush on you" Goku still looked
confused.
ANT: Goku is an arse, apparently.
SCOTT: Kick start his
brain, Vegeta! Woo!
Vegeta shook his head thinking 'how could someone so
strong be such a blockhead." Finally Goku said "oh." Vegeta thought "it's a
miracle, his brain finally worked for once!"
AOI: I *like*
him.
Dariana looked over at Bulma " who are you?" she asked. Vegeta
answered "she's my mate, Bulma." "Oh, hello Bulma! It's great to meet you" she
said shaking Bulma's hand. Trunks was hanging on to Vegeta's leg. Dariana
squatted down and said "hello Trunks! I'm your aunt Dariana" she said holding
out her hand.Trunks grabbed it and
DEC: Tore it off, giggled and ran
away
they shook hands.
Just then, Chi-Chi came running over the hill.
She got down to where Goku was. She stood to the left of him holding onto his
arm,eyes locked on Dariana. Chi-Chi's eyes drifted to the black tail swishing
around Dariana's back and sides. Chi-Chi said "she's just like you isn't she?"
"Uh-huh" Goku answered and he explained to Chi-Chi about Dariana. Dariana just
stood there staring at Chi-Chi giving her the death glare.
AOI: The
Death Glare! Of doooom!
SCOTT: Isn’t that some sort of wrestler?
ANT: Umm,
no.
"Okay" Chi-Chi said.
The sun was beginning to set over the
horizon."Unless we're planning to stay here all night, we should go" Bulma said.
She turned to Dariana smiling "why don't you come stay with us?" " Sure I don't
have anywhere else to stay." Goku picked up Chi-Chi and he, Gohan and Goten took
off. Vegeta picked up Bulma and he, Dariana and Trunks headed in the direction
of the Capsule Corporation compound.
When they arrived Bulma made them a
quick Dinner.
SCOTT: Dinner, with a capital D!
AOI: D for
Destruction!
DEC: D for Death!
ANT: D for … Doggy?
ALL: …
Then,
she sent Trunks to bed. He slumped down the hall pouting. Vegeta, Dariana and
Bulma sat down and talked for a while, then they started to get tired. So Bulma
showed Dariana to her room.Then she went back to her and Vegeta's room.
The
next morning she woke up and began fixing breakfast.
DEC: (as Bulma) This
is the third time this week that somebody broke the breakfast…
Trunks was
the first up,walking into the kitchen yawning and rubbing his eyes. He sat down
at the table. Then Dariana walked in wearing the same thing she wore
yesterday
ALL: Eww!
but, without the armor.Bulma told Trunks to go
wake up Vegeta, because he was known to sleep for months at a time.Then she
looked at what Dariana was wearing "do you own anything else?" she asked. "Not
really" Dariana replied. "Well then after breakfast we're going to the mall"
Bulma said looking excited. "Oh no! Dariana if she takes you there keep a close
eye on her or she'll go berserk!"
SCOTT: Mad! Mad, I tell you!
AOI:
Last time she started eating people and throwing spam around! Then she attacked
the Christmas displays, it was weird.
Vegeta said walking into the room
with his arms crossed. "Shut up Vegetable head!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta
smirked.
ANT: (as Vegeta) Yeah, well, I’m rubber, you’re
glue!
Chapter 2
Dariana and Bulma walk around the mall going from
store to store.
AOI: Now we’re in a different tense?
SCOTT: Scott
wants to leave the theatre now.
So far they acumulated some more baby
tees,
DEC: It’s buried under the big T!
a few pairs of
tight,leather pants, and a dress with the sides split all the way to the hips
and they were all black of course.
ANT: I can only hope that they’re not
clothes shopping for Vegeta…
ALL: *shudder*
As the lady rang up the
last of the clothes, Bulma spotted Yamcha and Kryllin in the food court."C'mon"
Bulma said "there's someone I want you to meet."
Bulma dragged Dariana over
to where Yamcha and Kryllin were."Hi guys" Bulma said sitting beside Kryllin.She
pulled Dariana down beside Yamcha.
DEC: (as Dariana) Ow! Geez, Bulma, no
need to get physical!
"Who's your friend?" Kryllin asked. "This is
Dariana.She's Vegeta's sister." "I didn't know Vegeta had a sister" Yamcha said.
"Me neither before she arrived yesterday" Bulma answered.Yamcha was looking at
Dariana thinking 'Dariana is *gorgeous*!
SCOTT: I give her two stars!
**!
AOI: How’d you pronounce that star?
SCOTT: It’s all in the way you
move your tongue. Like this: *.
AOI: *. Ah!
There's no way she could
be a Saiya-jin much less a Saiya-jin Princess.' Kryllin was thinking 'I can just
barely see a resemblance between her and Vegeta.' They sat and talked for a
while. Then, Bulma looked at her watch "oh man! I need to get home soon or else
Vegeta is gonna get mad."
DEC: Her watch is talking?
ANT: Aww,
Vegeta’s always mad.
AOI: It may cool him off when he sees what they bought
him from Anne Summers.
ALL: ARGH!
AOI: *snickers*
ANT: …Mental images…
Scarred for life…
SCOTT: Anne who? *Aoi whispers to him* Aw. Ew!
Bulma
said. "C'mon Dariana let's go." She grabbed Dariana's arm and dragged her out
the doors.
Bulma and Dariana were in Bulma's capsule car heading back to the
Corporation Compound. " Ya know, I think Yamcha likes you. He kept staring at
you." Bulma said. "Huh?" Dariana perked up looking surprised.
DEC: As
opposed to her perking up looking miserable?
"I don...I mean...I
guess..." she trailed off. "You like him too.Don't you?" Bulma giggled. "No...I
mean" Dariana looked defeated "yes." Bulma giggled some more. "You know maybe I
should tell him" she said. "You wouldn't!" Dariana yelled. "Maybe I won't...
maybe I will." "If you do I'll kill you!" Dariana threated. "If you kill me
Vegeta'll kill you" Bulma replied. Dariana scowled and gave a low growl. Bulma
laughed.
AOI: (as Bulma) Hahaha! It’s so fun to exchange death threats!
Hahaha!
When they pulled into the compound, Bulma gave Dariana her bags
and said "take these to your room." Dariana obeyed still scowling. Bulma went
into the kitchen and began working on lunch. Vegeta walked in "about time you
got home woman" he replied. "Just be glad I remembered to come home." She
finished lunch and called Trunks and Dariana. They arrived and ate
lunch.
SCOTT: She finished lunch, then ate lunch…
DEC: Bulma’s such a
pig.
After lunch Bulma decided to take Dariana to meet Master Roshi.
AOI: Possibly the fifteenth mention of lunch in the past few
lines!
ANT: She broke a record!
ALL: Yay!
Vegeta went to his
gravity room to train. Bulma, Dariana and Trunks got in Bulma's capsule car and
headed to the island.
When they got there, not only was Master Roshi there
but so was Oolong, Piccolo, Tien, and Chaotzu.
ANT: What’s an
Oolong?
DEC: *opens his mouth to answer* Erm… I don’t know.
Everyone
was outside when Bulma's car landed. "Hey Bulma! Hi Trunks!" Master Roshi
greeted. "Oh!" he said raising an eyebrow "who's you beautiful young friend?"
"Don't even think about it" Bulma warned. "This is Dariana. She's Vegeta's
sister." "Vegeta's sister!? Chaotzu replied in his small childish voice. "Yes"
Dariana said making sure everyone noticed the tail moving off to one side. All
three of Tien's eyes opened widely. "A female Saiya-jin!" Oolong said " I bet
she'd be a lot of fun in..."
SCOTT: Walmart!
DEC: Disneyland!
ANT:
A rodeo!
AOI: High school!
"Oolong shut up!" Bulma screamed cutting
him off.
SCOTT: At the neck.
AOI: (as Oolong) Hey Bulma! No need to
behead me!
Dariana just stood there arms crossed, and a scowl on her
face.
ANT: and one on her elbow.
"Look at her like that she does
look like Vegeta" Piccolo supplied "I have to go train" and took off flying.
SCOTT: What, *exactly* like Vegeta? Just in a different uniform with
longer hair?
DEC: Ack.
"Hey wait up!" Chaotzu called "Bye!" he said
and took off after Piccolo. Tien as always followed the young emperor Chaotzu.
"Bye!" Bulma said. Trunks was playing with Master Roshi's pet turtle, Turtle, by
the side of the water.
DEC: Turtle the … turtle.
AOI:
Original!
DEC: They were so close to just calling Piccolo `Namek`, and Bulma
`Person.`
Yamcha's car flew over and landed on Master Roshi's island.
"Hey!" he said as him and Puar stepped out of the cruiser.Bulma said "Hi
Yamcha." Dariana mumbled "hello" eyes cast down to the ground.
SCOTT:
(as Dariana) I cast my eyes down in shame! *mimes throwing something on the
floor*
ANT: (as Yamcha) Wow, eyes *bounce*!
"Hi Dariana" Yamcha said
smiling. Bulma elbowed her trying to get her to look at Yamcha. She did but not
before cursing at Bulma and scowling. She fixed her arms across her chest
DEC: With Fixident!
AOI: … And they had to call in Vgeta with his
crowbar to remove them.
but, instead of a scowl She had a smirk, which is
as close to a smile her and Vegeta get. "I just came from the compound. Vegeta
said you guys were here so I decided to drop by. I want to ask you, Dariana, if
you would like to go to dinner Saturday night?" Yamcha asked. "Huh? I-I guess"
she stammered. "Great! See ya then!" he replied then he and Puar took
off.
Saturday evening Dariana was getting ready. She had on her black, double
spaghetti string dress with the slits up the side to her hips, black boots that
came halfway up her lower legs, and a black choker that had a silver D hanging
from it.
AOI: D for…
DEC: Naw, we did that one already.
Her
hair was clipped up in the back
ANT: Her back hair was clipped?
Wha?
and slightly spiked. She also had on crimson lipstick and fingernail
polish.
SCOTT: She’d smeared it all over her face, just like
mommy.
"You look great" Bulma complemented "although the colors would be
a little dark for my tastes, they work perfectly for you." "Thank you" Dariana
said. "What are we gonna do about your tail?" Bulma asked. "Huh? My tail?" "Yeah
not too many people have tails,like about none." Bulma said " I know" she
clapped her hands together "we can do just like we did Trunks, we just pulled it
out. it came out easy."
AOI: Aww! I don’t have a tail, but I bet that’d
*hurt*!
DEC: Did Trunks agree to that, or did they just… pop it off without
consent?
SCOTT: (as Bulma) Don’t worry, Trunks, I’m just brushing your tail…
Vegeta, get the shears!
"NO! Never! " she yelled. cut a small hole in the
back of the dress and pulled her tail through and wrapped it around her waist
like a belt. "That's better I guess." Bulma sighed.
Yamcha showed up at the
door dressed nicely (at least by *his* standards)
ANT: Meaning he was in
a blood stained overall and a leather mask, carrying a chainsaw? Be more
specific!
promptly at six o' clock. He saw Dariana and his jaw divorced
his head and married the floor.
DEC: That’s … odd…
SCOTT: A very cool
way of saying his jaw dropped. I like that.
AOI: Like… My fist divorced my
hand and married Dec’s jaw.
SCOTT: Yeah, like that.
DEC: Eep!
ANT: My
jaw divorced my head. Ran off with the milkman and all.
Bulma was
surprised he actually had shown up. "I always show up for the first date" Yamcha
said.Bulma replied "remember she's Vegeta's sister *and* a Saiya-jin.So if you
upset her not only will *she* hurt you but so would Vegeta."
ANT: (as
Bulma) What I’m trying to say is, have a good time!
Vegeta and Dariana
nodded in sync, arms crossed.
DEC: *NSYNC!
SCOTT/AOI: Argh! Name of
the Devil! Name of the Devil!
*both look at each other*
ANT: That was…
freakishly coincidental…
AOI: Hmm…
"Okay" Yamcha said looking
frightened. He and Dariana went outside and got in his Cruiser.
Yamcha took
her to a Japanese restaurant for dinner. They ordered and watched the cook make
their food.After the cook left they sat there and talked
AOI: …About him
behind his back.
DEC: (as Yamcha) Did you see that guys hair? Hah!
ANT:
(as Dariana) And what he said about Chi Chi last week! He’s such a
bitch!
for a while.When they left Yamcha drove up to a high cliff. He
parked then, leaned over to kiss Dariana. "What are you doing!?" she demanded.
"It's called a kiss" he said "just relax." He leaned over and pressed his lips
to hers. She looked surprised then, closed her eyes enjoying the sensation.She
raised her arms and put them around his neck and he lowered his around her
hips.
DEC: Got the hang of it quick, didn’t she?
SCOTT: *gives Aoi a
brief glance, but then turns away*
AOI: *does the same right after Scott
does*
SCOTT: Erm… a-hem. They are going to spare us the details, aren’t
they?
AOI: Please god, no lemons!
It was after three o' clock in the
morning when Dariana got home. She would have gotten away with it
ANT: …
too, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids!
DEC: No details.
ALL: *sigh in
relief*
but, Bulma was in the kitchen fixing a snack.
AOI: (as
Bulma) First the breakfast, now somebody’s broken the snack! When I find out
who…
"What took you guys so long?" then realization flooded her mind "Oh
my Kami!
SCOTT: (singing to `Karma Chameleon`) Kami - kami - kami -
chameleon!
(author’s note- This does NOT reflect my music
tastes!)
You didn't!" Dariana raised her head, looked at Bulma then
nodded. "Wait 'til your brother finds out!" Bulma yelled.And left the
room.Dariana slumped up the stairs.
DEC: *looks at signs over the door*
Oop, that’s it.
SCOTT: Already? Well, that was easier than the Buffy
movie.
AOI: There are about six more chapters.
ALL: *grumble*
***All
stand to leave the theatre, Dec first, followed by Ant. Scott politely allows
Aoi out first. She gives him a funny look, and walks out. Scott trails out after
her.***
Sooo… Will anything develop between our two new romantic leads?
Will I actually leave Spike alone? Will Dec ever get the pizza he ordered? Will-
iam the Conqueror? Find out next time on Mystery Surreal Theatre 3000! Just
dying in anticipation, aren’t you? No?
Coo. Did a fanfic. There’s six
more chapters, as Aoi said, but I’ll be doing other fics in-between. ESPECIALLY
IF I GET A BUFFY ONE! A-hem. Not that other fics aren’t welcome, of course,
Pokémon, Digimon, Sailor Moon, Ranma ½ (which I’ve only read a few mangas of,
but I like), DragonBall Z, anything, really. blue@team-rocket.net, an address I
want to hammer into the heads of all anime or Buffy fic authors. That may take a
while. *shrugs*
dittoblue30@yahoo.co.uk
dittoblue30@yahoo.co.uk
dittoblue30@yahoo.co.uk
And don’t say I never told you so. ^_^
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